What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is life without a job?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What is music publishing?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”